Things Beginner Guitarists Say — Video

January 7th, 2015

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Dissimulator vocalist Jared Dines likes to make entertaining parody videos in his spare time such as “10 Ways to Hold a Microphone” and “The Moment Djent was Invented.”

Check out his most recent video below, “Stuff Beginner Guitarists Say.” Let us know what you think in the comments below or on Facebook!

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  1. Posted by doug on January 8th, 2015, 16:10 [Reply]

    F’ing hysterical! !!!!

  2. Posted by Joe Stratz on January 8th, 2015, 18:50 [Reply]

    Hey . . . everybody began somewhere, even the narrator in the video. Well, maybe not.

  3. Posted by Bill Smedley on January 8th, 2015, 20:41 [Reply]

    Hope it sounds better live!


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